not come in to cover my shift when Mister was headed to the hospital? WELL, she has got to be the most clueless ass in the TRI-STATE AREA. Because, she wants to Friend me on Facebook. I KNEW I should have had a no work friends rule on Facebook, except that I do like my co-workers. And she is the only one I actually loathe. AND SHE IS TOO DUMB TO KNOW IT. JEEZUS.
Sooooo, since she is clearly too dumb to realize:
A. I hate her forever.(Personally and professionally)
B. I am out to get her. (According to the rules, no sabotauge- she sucks enough without my help)
C. I will clap and dance when she no longer works there.
D. I hold a grudge and nurse it and pet it and fertilize it. THERE IS NO GOING BACK FROM"You know, I just want to enjoy the rest of my night off" When my own personal, HUSBAND is headed to the E.R. Do you really think I am ok with that? Clearly you do, moron. AND YOU ARE WRONG. So freakin wrong.
So anyhow, because she is the kind of person who cries at work( everyone knows if you have to cry at work you are supposed to hide in the bathroom) I was kind of hoping to just avoid her. But I draw the line at Friending her sorry ass.
Unless I Friended her and then told everyone who she was. Which would be enjoyable but I think I could get into work trouble for that.
Do I need to tell her? I work with her every day. I am the store trainer and have to model good behavior at work. I have read the handbook maybe 200 times over the last few years, and while they have an internet policy as far as blogging about work( which I follow), and such they have not got a clear cut policy for this. I am pretty sure I could make her eat a big, steaming scoop of crap if I wanted.
What would you do? I am leaning to just denying her and seeing if she is smart enough to realize that maybe, just maybe I am only exactly as nice to her as I have to be and that is it. Then if she asked( likely because clearly she has ZERO self-awareness) I could tell her I don't like her. Which I think might really make a mini stink. But frankly I am bitter as hell that she stayed home" enjoying the remainder of her day off" instead of coming in so I could leave for the hospital right away and my other co- worker would not have to work a 13 hour shift. Which she did do. Thanks again, Andrea. That girl( Not Andrea, Andrea is a rock star) has been a terrible co-worker. Lazy, incapable of making decisions, etc. Anyhow, I am all for playing nice. To a point.
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i work with a girl that i cannot stand, she has to be the stupidest most irritating person i have ever met, she also lies a lot. my strategy is to help her get caught in as many of her lies as possible
I would definitely not friend her. If she asks you why you didn't friend her, you could point out the whole husband in the ER situation. She must be so very self absorbed!
I wouldn't add her and if she does ask, just say that you like to keep your personal and professional life separate...
i don't even have my SIL's on my facebook b/c of the drama some of them create. bah!
You can accept her as a friend, wait a couple of days, then delete her. She'll never know, it doesn't send her any kind of notice. Don't POAS yet, it won't mean anything yet.
I agree with PP...just add her, then drop her!! And if she asks you about it (maybe she will stalk you and definitely notice that you defriended her) just play dumb and say "oh really? I don't know what happened...that Facebook is sometimes a PITA!" Good luck this month!! The baby condo sounds very posh!
You're computer illiterate; simply friend/delete her. And then blame it on your illiteracy. "Duhhh, is that what a delete button does? My bad!!"
Honestly, I think she is genuinely stupid. There's no other explanation. Don't really add her. And if she asks why not, lie and say it's a "no employees" policy on Facebook you have. And when she says, "But you have X, Y, and Z friended on there!" then you say, "Right, and... yeah, sorry, I just hate you. Peace out, sucka!" and toss a donut her way. Problem solved.
Justin usually ignores people he hates who try to friend him. He doesn't have a guilty conscience about it, unlike some Jews I know.
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